OH NO

MikeTheKnifeAugust 21, 2008

Well it's all over. I know I am going to die very soon, because I have now witnessed the Dumbest Fucking Thing Ever. I cannot use the word 'fucking' enough times in this description to adequately convey my level of hatred for this piece of fuckery.

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Fucking. Crocs. High. Fucking. Heels.

I think the world should just blow itself up at this point.

edit: OH MY GOD this fucking SUCKS. Found an ad that makes me want to shit my pants in anger.

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Comments (15)

ekattan·Aug 21, 2008, 5:33 PM

Apparently Crocs business is dying out fast. I think its just a desperate attempt to salvage their company that form the beginning was just a fad.

MutusLetum·Aug 21, 2008, 5:34 PM

And now, everyone that reads your blog is going to die too. Thanks.

MikeTheKnife·Aug 21, 2008, 5:34 PM

What can we do to hurry their demise?

JeepChick·Aug 21, 2008, 5:37 PM

buy some of those crocs Mike... then twist your ankle and sue them. \r \r Plastic shoes + sweat = slipperly slope.

Automan21k·Aug 21, 2008, 5:37 PM

uh-ho don't let Deathloc read this....

sjam613·Aug 21, 2008, 5:39 PM

Man, if you feel this way now I can't wait for one of those famous MTK Hammered blogs.

MikeTheKnife·Aug 21, 2008, 5:49 PM

Seriously I am gonna be angry about this all day long and well into the weekend.

sjam613·Aug 21, 2008, 5:50 PM

Great then Rock Band tomorrow night?

TheBeerBaron·Aug 21, 2008, 5:51 PM

Goddammit I hate Crocs. I hope the women who wear them get horrible blisters and terrible posture as a result.

Lefty007·Aug 21, 2008, 5:57 PM

Good god. I am unable to form a intelligent thought to comment on this much less continue my day.\r Thanks man you rock. Now I can go home early due to stupiditis.

Automan21k·Aug 21, 2008, 6:03 PM

My wife and I are still fuming about the \"baby crocs\" yes, they make and yuppi dumbass trendy......GRRRRRR/.....buy, infant size crocs and pay twice as much for 1/50 the plastic.

TDrag27·Aug 21, 2008, 6:11 PM

These things will never die. \r \r Favorite Croc commentary - http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

char·Aug 22, 2008, 2:27 AM

I don't own the parents and I don't want any of their kids.

Brad·Aug 22, 2008, 5:06 AM

I'll send this to 10 people immediately...

LocGaw·Aug 23, 2008, 1:38 PM

Where do you find this shit MTK?