MikeTheKnife
Shared on Fri, 02/29/2008 - 12:02When you go to any event where you park in a parking garage--basketball game, concert, Disney on Ice, whatever--unless it is your first time ever going to any event in your life, you have absolutely no excuse for parking head-in to your parking space.
Seriously, why do people do this? Don't give me that 'I have trouble backing into spaces' bullshit. Is it easier to back into your space, before the event, when there's lots of room to maneuver, or easier to back the fuck out of your space AFTER the event when there's a line of cars, people walking around, kids playing with their damn tonka trucks, etc etc etc? And then some poor bastard has to give you enough room to back out, pull forward and get in line.
BACK INTO YOUR DAMN SPACE. Then at the end of the night you can pop right into the line with minimum hassle for all. For god's sake, people. I'm convinced if people pulled their heads out of their asses it wouldn't take me 30 minutes to get out of a damn garage. But that's just an unprovable theory.
Seriously, why do people do this? Don't give me that 'I have trouble backing into spaces' bullshit. Is it easier to back into your space, before the event, when there's lots of room to maneuver, or easier to back the fuck out of your space AFTER the event when there's a line of cars, people walking around, kids playing with their damn tonka trucks, etc etc etc? And then some poor bastard has to give you enough room to back out, pull forward and get in line.
BACK INTO YOUR DAMN SPACE. Then at the end of the night you can pop right into the line with minimum hassle for all. For god's sake, people. I'm convinced if people pulled their heads out of their asses it wouldn't take me 30 minutes to get out of a damn garage. But that's just an unprovable theory.
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