Playboy

This month's Playboy features some weird looking chick with whom I am not familiar.  Her name is Lisa Rinna and her lips are FUCKED UP.   The 'article' says she is 45 and man her body is smokin'.  But WHAT THE FUCK WITH THE LIPS?  It looks like she is saying 'ooooh' in every photo. Now all sexual innuendo aside, why the hell would people pump shit into their lips to make them look bigger?  And even beyond that to the point where they can't even close their fucking mouth? It's just ridiculous.

I am not kidding you. I would draw pictures but I just don't have the time right now.  Make all the 'blowjob lips' comments you want, I'm pretty sure this chick is completely fucked up in the head to do something like this. Yuck.  You know it's bad when the fucking King Magazine of All Airbrushing can't make your mouth look like a normal human mouth.

I just googled this chick and here's one of the first images that came up. Judging by the magazine, she's even had work done to those fuckers since this was taken because they're RIDICULOUS in the magazine photos. Perhaps she just has normally goofy lips but 'enhancing' them with collagen or whatever the fuck just makes her look like a circus freak.

To reiterate: the body is fan fucking tastic. The textbook definition of a butterface.