MikeTheKnife
Shared on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 14:28I am thoroughly convinced that this conversation took place sometime in the recent past:
Miley Cyrus: Dad I have a problem. They want me to sing a really, really shitty song with a crappy refrain that's going to get stuck in people's heads. It's geared for 2 year olds but they want to play it at every major sporting event so that it can infect the brains of even childless adults who hate little kid bullshit and they'll sit at work and hear it playing over and over in their heads, but I'll make a lot of money if I sing it even though I can't sing for shit and would probably be better off just talking my way through the song.
King Mullethead: So what's the problem?
Miley Cyrus: Dad I have a problem. They want me to sing a really, really shitty song with a crappy refrain that's going to get stuck in people's heads. It's geared for 2 year olds but they want to play it at every major sporting event so that it can infect the brains of even childless adults who hate little kid bullshit and they'll sit at work and hear it playing over and over in their heads, but I'll make a lot of money if I sing it even though I can't sing for shit and would probably be better off just talking my way through the song.
King Mullethead: So what's the problem?
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Submitted by TheCarnivalAngel on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 14:35
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Wed, 04/02/2008 - 14:38