Stuff

It's time for another blog of randomness from MTK. This one is commercial-based.

The first one I will mention is an awesome commercial for Jack in the Box.  It has been brought to my attention that you east coasters don't get to experience the magic that is JitB but even more tragically do not get to see the witty and excellent commercials.  My latest favorite is the one with the 'new guy' at the board meeting making an ass out of himself.  At one point he says 'We're moving to Hawaii and instead of coffee breaks, we'll have coconut breaks!'.  The way he says coconut cracks me up every time.  In fact I end up rewinding the DVR a couple of times just to hear it, he reminds me of Thurston Howell III with his fancypants tone of voice.

The second commercial ran nonstop during the Suns game last night. It features that Toyota dickwad, that fucking dipshit in love with all things Toyota.  The guy who pretended his plumber's truck was his to impress the father-in-law.  The jackass who calls the fucking handyman just so he can stand at the window of the truck and rub his hard penis against the door.   The latest fuckery from this asswad is when his wife wants him to take the poodle to the groomer.  So this homophobic cockass with severe masculinity issues dressed up the god damn dog IN A STUDDED LEATHER VEST.  In what fucking decade did studded leather vests go from 'tough guy' image to 'gay biker' image? I'll give you a hint, NOT THIS ONE. Fucking shit man, how god damn ironic. I'm afraid of looking gay so I'll dress up my poodle to look like it stepped out of the Blue Oyster Bar. I hate this fucker, am I supposed to relate to this guy? What a fucking dipshit, I hate Toyota. The ad execs need to be fired over this one.