Twitter

I am not one to jump on the technology bandwagon. Hell I just signed up for Facebook last month. Well I keep hearing about this new twitter thing that all the kids are using these days. Last week my friend gave me a Rock Band DLC update, he started it off by saying 'One of the developers just tweeted out this info'. Tweeted out? Twitty twitty tatty twat! Titty tooty tally tinker twibby tom tom! Holy shit, if I never hear anyone say they tweeted something out again, I will be missing out on one of the joys of life--prolonged laughter. Because he said it with a straight face, and in all seriousness, and that's the funniest damn thing I have seen in a long time.

Twit! Tweety toot! Twinky tweed twiddler!

Anyway, aside from the magic of any word that uses the letter T followed by a W, today I decided to check it out. I mean how the hell could I not? I can get up to the second updates on Britney's schedule! Has Hillary Duff finished watching that movie yet? When will Paris be back from that smoke break? Holy fucking shit man. I am sorry but this is another spiral down the shitter of doom for our society. Apologies to everyone hooked on tweeting, I can understand the draw of it. It's just not for me.

So anyway I decided to just check it out to see what the hell is going on and wouldn't you know it, some fucking dick took the login name miketheknife. I went to his twitty twat page and the fucking guy doesn't even appear to be doing shit with it. Why take the coolest name on the planet and waste it?  Of course then I started thinking, maybe that guy is the real mike the knife, and he tried to get it on Xbox Live after I did, and he was pissed at me for stealing it. So I don't know if I am the real mike the knife, or a copycat. But if Twitter wants me tweeting out twats, they better fucking tweet that asshole right out of there.