What the FFFFF

MikeTheKnife

Shared on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 05:27
I've got some shit to get off my chest.

FIrst: YEM I heard you took Sjam off your friends list today. WTF with that, Jammer is an old school Clanarcy guy.  I need some details before I make a decision on t his.

Second, and most important to 99% of the peeps reading this: Army of Two.

I have been playing Army of Two tonight.  The multiplayer is fun.  That's coming from a guy who almost never plays multiplayer.  But tonight it was fun..

However, I am now on mission five and my mother fucking team mate will not get in the mother fucking hovercraft.  Maybe this is a bug? but whether it's a known bug or not, my fucking xbox has this fucking problem and i find it hard to believe in 500 fucking days of development, no mother fucker has had this problem. I haven't been able to find it onthe net but rest assured, I will.  Jesus fucking christ man.  How hard is it to find out that your game does NOT fucking lock up uncontrollably.  How much fucking testing do you need to go through to find bugs like this?

 Fuck it. Army of Two has been fun so far but you know what? I will not recommend it to a god dam person because I am pissed of as a fucking shit ass fuckhole right now, because i'm stuck and cannot find a way out.
Fuck this game. Fuck it in its fucking asshole.
Fuck the shit out of this mother fucker.  Fucking dick ass prick fuck nut asses.

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LocGaw's picture
Submitted by LocGaw on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 05:38
whoa... Drama! ummm... all games seem buggy these days man. idk.
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 06:01
You know what? this game can shove it up it's fucking ass. I mean, maybe someone will post and say 'whoah all you have to do is fuck the fucking drive shaft on thetop level of the fuckdowhat' but you know what? I have been playing for a god damn fucking hour and it's not obvious, to me, a seasoned fucking gamer. IT's either a) a fucking bug that they didn't catch or b)some fucking impossible puzzle that they figured everyone would get. In either case, fuck you sirs. fuck you in your fucking piehole you fucking stupid ass mother fuckers.
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Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 06:09
Hey here's a cool thing. I sit in my fucking hovercraft and my partner sits on the brige up above with his god damn finger up his mother fucking ass. Hey there's a GPS that tells you what do do and where to go in teh game! You know what it's telling me righ tnow? DRIVE THE FUCKING HOVERCRAFT INTO A GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ASS SHIT FUCK ASS COCKNOCKING FUCKING WALL! What a great fucking GPS system, thanks for including this broken piece of shit into the game you fucking worthless burger slinging fucking piece of shit game designers. I am so fucking glad i bought this game I just shit my pants in gleeful fucking joy.
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Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 06:15
Serously now I'm wondering. Did they even bother to test this steamy pile of shit, or am I just a dumb fucking sheep consumer who bought a fucked up pile of shit unfinishable game and now I'm just fucked? Fucking awesome, buy a game that you can't get ouf of leve 5. That is a superb fudking business model except when the people buying the shit telly ou to fuck the fuck off because it doesnt' work worth a flying piece of fucking fly shit.
Raider30's picture
Submitted by Raider30 on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 06:56
AHAHAH - you said fuck.
Maxxie's picture
Submitted by Maxxie on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 07:14
I'm concerned about you Mike. I don't think you know how to express yourself when something is pissing you off.... :P Seriously, stuff like that bothers me too.Thanks for heads up on Ao2! I had wondered about that one...
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 08:08
you probably have the guy on hold, call him over. so its either a) you're drunk or b) refer to a
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 08:20
yeah that part worked for me, although there is one part where he tells you to go on without him just just a few while he covers you great blog lol
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 08:26
@ rabb haha you're right, i bet hes at that part
sjam613's picture
Submitted by sjam613 on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 08:39
Another classic blog. And no need to worry about the ultimate slap in the face in the world MTK.
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 09:42
Do yourself a favor MTK, stay away from Turning Point. It makes Ao2 seem absolutely bug- & glitch-free.
LocGaw's picture
Submitted by LocGaw on Sat, 03/08/2008 - 10:43
dont drink and type... you could spill precious alcohol in the keyboard and lose it for ever!

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