That dude on Man Vs Food...

is a nancyboy sissy pants.  So, back in August PCP threw a small LAN Party in the Pitt (yeah, I called it the Pitt, like in Fallout 3, yeah, I'm post apocalypse obsessed, kiss my ass) and some of us chose to go eat at this place (Quaker Steak and Lube) that was on this show with a fat guy who eats shit food challenges (Man vs Food).  Mind you, I hadn't really heard of the show, but it sounded kinda neat and I do watch it from time to time to find gnarly food choices in the event I venture out of my bunker.  Said episode from the Pitt ran this evening.  I do kind of enjoy me some chicken wings from time to time.  Nothing less than hot and usually the hottest a given place has to offer (Note: I gave myself screaming diarhea once to prove that people from southern Louisiana do in fact put Tabasco sauce on ice cream, $20 and free ice cream made it worth it).  The internet provides ample nakedness, so I usually find Hooters to be for amatures.  I prefer local bar wings, but I have gotten my head to sweat at Buffalo Wild Wings.  Anyway, this dude ate 6 of them... wuss.  I had 10... and 3 pretzels... and some carrot sticks... and about half a gallon of Yuengling.  When they brought them to the table, the guys at the other ends noses started running, eyes started tearing.  He wouldn't do it again, I would.  They were good.