Ready for some 'Change'?

Special thanks to TheDastard for cluing me in on my inability to post this since 0600CST.

Well boys and girls, it's almost over.  According to the News Channel on the Bride's Wii that I read at around 0100CST the US Senate took next giant leap towards European Socialism.  I suspect Monday will no longer be Presidents Day, but the end of Capitalism as we know it Day.  I, like the rest of the Conservative community spoke out against this trillion dollar package to expand the Federal Governmaents size and power, and many Americans came to the realization that 'Change' wasn't just the new feel good word, and stood up and said, 'No'.  Even 7 house democrats (including one painfully liberal gentleman from Oregon whose name escapes me) said 'No'.  Next up, the 'Fairness' Doctrine.  God forbid, if there's any dissent.  This will be followed by an attempt to limit executive compensation in the private sector to $500,000.  Even my lifelong 'organized labor' worker father-in-law thinks that's a  bad idea.  Tell you what, if you don't like the big, evil, greedy corporations, don't give them your money.  Do your due dilligence and find out where your money is going.  So, what happens when there's a knock at the door, or a no-knock, because it's been decided, that in the interest of public safety, as a law abiding citizen, you need to turn over any and all firearms?  I'm not depressed over this turn of events.  The war against socialism is far from over.  NOFX wrote a song awhile back that came out at the beginning of the BDS era called 'Regaining Unconsciousness'.  I think it's appropriate now.  Check it out.  Anyway, it's time to start digging my bunker. 
SGT D
//NOTHING FOLLOWS//