Thank you youtube for saving me some money...

I'm going to double my meds now.

Dude, why would you do that. I can't feel the top of my head now.

I feel the urge to dawn a tutu, stand on my head and eat cream-cheese. Make it stop, please

Hiyooo - Cremaster! I actually saw Cremaster 3 in an arthouse theater here in NYC several years back. While visually stunning, and some of the freemasonry/Demolay themes are interesting, I really couldn't get past thinking "wow, I wish I could get paid million$ to masturbate!" Basically, Matthew Barney got a shit ton of $$$ from the Guggenheims after they saw one of his early installments in the series, and it culminated with a show at the Guggenheim in NYC of all of the props used in the movies. The stuff created for the films themselves were pretty cool (an entire bar made of vaseline was one standout), but I still couldn't shake the feeling of "wow, I wish I could get paid million$ to masturbate!" The only significant thing he's done since then is marry Bjork.

EUNGGGNUFF ACKLEESHHHHHHHH BLUMPOO. my previous statement made much more sense. i thnk i need a nap... ...the nap didn't help. my brain still hurts. mommy.