Whould you love a Monsterman.

Mortaw

Shared on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 09:44

So I went to the store the other day and I had a woman look at me like I had a fungus or something. Ok so I'm not the most hansome guy that you ever seen.  But I take a shower keep my hair undercontrol and I where colone and deoterent. So I dont understand why I keep geting the nasty look from some women. I'm just all confused about that one. And to make matters worse, she was not all that.  I gess I get selfconcus about my looks sometime but I can't help but think I am some sort of descusting creature.

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Puppy's picture
Submitted by Puppy on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 18:16
Oh god.. you don't want to see a picture of Mortaw. He is a giant crawfish. He crawled out of a bayou in Louisiana. I know this because he is currently in my house molesting my puppies. Bad touch! He is a scary man. And I can't get rid of him. He has been coming around for nearly 4 years and I think he has his sites set on my Chow. Or maybe he wants to steal my Bella Sara cards and has been waiting around for me to buy them all this time.... who knows..
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 10:29
That's where you have to start to instinctivly look back at them the same way. Not that its ever happened to me...ask rabb, I'm handsome.
meemoos's picture
Submitted by meemoos on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 12:36
Post a pic. I will give you my opinion : )
hilskie's picture
Submitted by hilskie on Sat, 04/18/2009 - 20:04
quit picking your nose in public...yeah...that's right, I saw you! :]
Mortaw's picture
Submitted by Mortaw on Sun, 04/19/2009 - 08:19
I can't help it hilskie it feals so good. ;)

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