Flags and Rats and Templars... OH MY!

I am about to start my flag/templar hunt in Assassin's Creed and lemmie just say it now... fuck this game!

I get it.  You want me to explore your "vast and impressive world."  You've created a fucking gotta-catch-em-all graffiti hunt achievement that keeps me from being done with this game unless I play ball.  Well fuck you, Ubisoft!  I'm playing ball. I know I won't like it; but I'm doing it so I'm done with your shit.  And when I'm making games that outsell this over-hyped piece of turd, I'm going to give players actual reasons to explore.  I'll make exploration fun.  The incentive will be exploring.  You'll want to explore my worlds because you know you'll have fun doing it. I won't tie some collect-them achievement to it, I'll be smart enough to tie exploration into the story's development.  So for now, while I'm still a nobody, fuck you.  Fuck your flags and templars.  Fuck GTA's flying rats.  As far as I'm concerned, once I'm in, I'm gunning for your asses... and when I find your asses I'm shoving flying rat flags up your out hole.