Everyone loves the bass player

A guitar player, drummer, and a bassist are in a car accident.

They all die

They all three are sent directly to hell.
The guitar player meets with the guitar player and takes him down the hall to a room. Inside the room is a digusting, fat, and slimey woman. The devil turns to the guitar player and tells him "Becuase of they way you lived your life, you will spend eternity pleasing this woman."

Next the devil turns to the drummer. They walk down the hall to another room. Inside the room is a skinny, skanky, pus covered herion addict. The devil turns to the drummer and tells him "Because of the way you lived your life, you will have to spend eternity pleasing this woman."

Finally the devil makes his way to the bassist. They walk down the same hall to another room. Inside the room is a beautiful, blonde, and horny supermodel. The devil turns to the woman and says "Because of the way you have spent your life you will spend eternity pleasing this man."