its a beautiful day

newtizzle

Shared on Sat, 09/08/2007 - 05:22

so i start my day off by sleeping in till 1. 10 hours of sleep is alot for me. then i go get some burger king and play some halo for a few hours.

i go over to my friends house later and have a barbeque and drink a few beers. we play some 360 and decide to go out. so we go out, get a few shots for free(like 3 each) and go to an after-bar party. only one person was there. fun. but thats ok. 3 of us, 1 of him. we had a ping pong ball tourney. i came in second.

moral of the story is, have fun on your days off. and get drunk/high/lazy/motivated on your days off. they are the few things in this world that you earn and you can actually enjoy.

other morals of the day:

dont piss in the wind

never marry a girl who kisses like a stripper

never make a important decision when you have a hard-on

and thats the rest of the story.

good day!

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RichardHead's picture
Submitted by RichardHead on Fri, 01/04/2008 - 21:37
"never make a important decision when you have a hard-on" That should be manditory learning in school I wouldnt recommend pissing in the wind with a hard-on either though

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