Big Foot, Ghosts, Mothman, UFO's and.........

OK,  I know there are a lot of strange things in this world.  Things that can't be explained normally.  Take for instance Big Foot,  even though he is in my clan (HogRyder) it's hard to believe he is real.  Ghosts, well who knows with all the new tech out there and recordings of EVP.  UFO'S, a lot of people have said they have seen them.

But what I want to talk about is a lot more serious then the above.  Hard to prove, but in my heart of heart's I know they are real.  Similar events happen to many people all around the world.  It is kinda a taboo subject since it scare's small children.  But I think it is something that must be discussed.  I will be that brave soul to step forward and tell my tale.  I will probably face ridicule but I think it is something that needs to be brought out in the open.

You might want to sit down while you read my Blog.  I take no responsibilty for the faint of heart and the timid.

Gulp!  here goes my story.   Last night was a stormy night.  The sky seemed darker then normal and lightning was amazing.  I was minding my own business and doing my luandry.  I was pulling my last load out of the dryer and sat down to fold them.    I got down to my socks......  I put three pair of socks into the dryer and I only got five socks back.  I was missing one damn sock.   I went back and looked in the dryer and could not find it.  I retraced my steps looking for the sock and could not find it.   Then it hit me,  Beads of sweat started to run down my back.  My heart was racing faster then PBR could tea-bag a clan-mate.  I was scared, damn scared.  I realized I WAS NOT ALONE.....

I had a SOCK GREMLIN in my home.  These dreaded little bastards have layed claim to many a sock over the centuries.  They are evil little beasts.  I ran to the dryer to look for clues.  Sure enough I pulled out the lint trap and found teeth marks.  I looked under the dryer and found multiple dust bunnies.  At least that is what the unbelieving call them.  I call them Sock Gremlin Turds...

I raced back into my room, grabed the 12 gauge and sat by my socks all night long.  It was a long night.  Beware my friends, Beware of the Sock Gremlins.  Dont be a victim.