Figured I better use this thing before it falls off...

OutcastB

Shared on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 11:50

So I've been a member of the site for over a year now and have never blogged... ever. Its not that I don't have anything to say, its just I dont know what to blog about. Don't really feel comfortable talking about  personal shit in a place where 100's of people may read it... and I'm really not that interesting. But if I must, then here.

 

Last Monday morning as I was getting ready to start my 94 Honda Civic beater... maybe I should talk a bit about said car. I was a Project/Construction manager for a small but successful Chicagoland Home builder. When the decline of the housing market came to light, I bought said car for a song to eleviate the gas useage in my Truck. I made it through 4 lay-offs, but when the fifth came around I knew I wasn't safe. The time came that I would start "pinching pennies" as I was out of work and residential housing wasn't looking to make a comeback anytime soon, so with that I said good-bye to my truck and made the Civvy my main wheels. Now the Civvy is a beast. Its a god awful teal green with some lame pin-stripping. It has an exhaust leak and is as loud as hell... Its really nothing to be proud of except the engine. The guy I bought it from switched the engine and trans and put in the Si Vtec. The engine and trans alone are worth more than the car... oh and I bought the car for $800. So back to the story at hand. I get in the Civvy, proceed to start it and drive down my street. I happen to glance at the passengers side floor as I'm grabbing a cig and notice a plump beady eyed mouse starring at me, said mouse goes on the move and I starring at it instead of the road almost hit a damn tree... not to mention I was screaming like a girl. So I stop at the local Target on the way home from work and get some glue traps, place the traps with a good helping of peanut butter on the floor board and wait. I come out to the car the next morning and YEAH, the glue trap was moved... but no mouse and the peanut butter is gone. So I try,gain same as before.. no mouse. Now by the third day I'm getting a bit pissed and am convinced that the mouse is Harry Houdini incarnate. So after about 4 days of this I talk to an exterminator buddy of mine and get some of the "good shit" as he puts it. I got a trap that contains a coagulant...pretty much he eats said "good shit" and his insides turn into one giant blood clot... not the most humane way, but effective. Now a new problem has arrived. Im pretty sure it died up behind the dash. I turned on the A/C yesterday and got blasted with the most god awful scent... probably serves me right. So in the end the mouse still fucked me. Rest in peace Mr.Jangles...rest in peace.

Comments

Lbsutke's picture
Submitted by Lbsutke on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 14:46
that is awesome and nasty all at the same time..Sorry man.
datawang's picture
Submitted by datawang on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 16:36
LOL - oh my god!!!
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Mon, 08/09/2010 - 14:06
This made me LOL.

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