whew, warm in here

Wow!  Almost forgot about my time at work this week.    Whew....*she fans herself*  I had the DOC (Department of Corrections) room this week.  Yes, inmates.  np, they come equipped with guards.  So, depending on the security needed, there are 1 or 2 guards per patient, and the room was always full.  That is to say, I had 3 patients with associated guards.  First of all, the room is not all that large, and there is room for 3 patients, then is starts to get a little crowded.  3 patients plus 5 buff guards, and it gets a lot crowded.  That room just reeked of testosterone!  Yikes!  We kept bumping into each other, excuse me.....  No, over there...  oops!  ahhhhhh!  We have a running joke with one of them that sorta looks like a greek god.  One time we collected a bunch of change cuz he said he would dance for us if we paid him.  The $2.21 just wasn't enuf!  Friday I told him I passed the hat and we now have $2.73.  He said when I get up to $3.00, come see him.  That would not have been a problem, believe me!  But, after all, there are sick people getting chemo.  And a bunch of nurses clapping and cheering would have been a bit distracting.  So, I told him next time.  Do I have fun at work or what????

The evil I do people seem to like; it's the good that's often turd and bones.