Totally off subject matter.

Out of Reach

I was just watching some of this Steven Segal movie where a young girl he writes to is kidnapped by individuals that sell slaves to billionaires. Segals' character travels to Poland to find her and we find that one of the main badguy characters has in operation in the Taj Mahal (very lowkey), looks like a surfer dude, knows about Billy Ray and is fascinated by his coded messages to Ivanka (...whatever her name is and whatever reason he's interested), organization is backed by the government and Billy Ray (Vietnam Vet) will take them down alone. Well not quite alone because he instantly befriended a Polish Police Hot Surfer Chick rather than Svetlana the BodyBuilder Hairy Woman and together than will succeed. Bad Guy Surfer Dude says stuff like, "You can run, but you can't hide!" Roses magically appear in his hand and he lights them on fire. Oh yeah he plays chess too. I'm not Orson Wells, but can anyone figure out how to write a decent script and film a movie with a slight amount of suspense? Certainly I believe that everyone involved in Pinata:Survival Island was just there to pay the rent, but Segal and Company were serious when making this trash and that's scary. I guess it's no worse than saving everyone from the plague by dropping tea leaves over them. That's another Segal masterpiece left for a future review.

I should have titled this blog, "257 channels and nothing's on".