Is that fromunda?

So i work in a service dept. for a large toyota dealership in MI, spend about 55-60 hours a week at the place. Im going to talk a little about the sick ass shit i see and more importantly the smell in customer's cars. If you are one of the people i am about call a filthy fucking pig...im not sorry, either wash your stinky ass or clean your fucking car, or both. more than likely your car smells like a bum's nuts because you dont wash your grundle or your too fucking lazy to bend over and pick the trash out from between your seats once a week. So on that note, if your are one of these people i cant even begin to think how groty your living spaces are. I feel like im ranting on, well that was my goal.

We see about 100-120 cars per day. At least 1 in 10 cars is a fucking stink trap, meaning- when i stick my head in your car to check your mileage all that comes to mind is the back of balls.i mean come on, i am literally in these cars for like 5 secs, how the fuck can these people drive around in them and totally disregard the stench, blows my mind. I feel lucky i dont have to drive the cars, but the porters (kids that move cars),  i think the dealership should start suppling them with sars masks. 

Although you can get some laughs from these moving dumpsters. for instance, there is a car in lane which happens to smell like a sewage plant/taint butter. After i get the info from the car it usually sits in the lane for a couple minutes, maybe longer if we are slow. right on cue, in walks the ever so gullible, master salesman. So i ask very convincingly. "Hey bud, i cant seem to get this radio to work with the ipod, think ya can help me out?" being that all salesman are so wise, of course they are eager to display there knowledge. nothing better than watching a pompous ass saleperson sit in customers car and seeing that look on their face as the wall of ass hits their nostrils, priceless.

So friends of mine, well at least those i didnt offend in this latest blog, until next time, keep your cars clean and your thoughts dirty.