Kinect deez nutz

I have been noticing quite a bit of banter on this new "power glove" coming called Kinect for the 360.  I do understand that these movement capture devices are the next "FoTM" in console gaming.  Is this technology going to stick around, most likely to some degree, shit that turd of a Wii is still around, guess lil kids do control the gaming industry.  I was thinking maybe should get down on the Kinect 360 action.  Then I started thinking about that stupid ass inflatable raft that is suppose to work with Kinect.  The big-red-rubber raft looks sorta cool, i think i could see myself bouncing around the family room dodging boulders in some class 5 rapids.  Then i start thinking what if i put that raft one them Wal-Mart disposable pools and did some boating, now that would be badass.  

Actually the red raft is a fucken horrible idea, now a good idear would be the Vivid Industries "Adult Fleshlight Make Your Own Porno Bundle Pack" coming soon to Xbox 360 Kinect.  Now if the fleshlight isn't your cup of tea, there is also the Vivid Industries "Adult Love Doll Make Your Own Porno Bundle Pack Deluxe Edition".  Now for all u pervs out there these bundle packs seem like a rip-off, but dont fret they will be releasing just the game soon enough, until then use your fleshlights and love dolls as designed.  As far as the game goes your imagination is the limit, however farm animal dolls will not be compatible with this setup, sorry bunny.  Rumor is the XBL camera will work for scanning faces to put on the models, finally all you horn dogs can get some action with Hawk's sister, jk hawk, ur a beast.  Wonder how the achvs are going to work? Will there be upgrades or classes, work your way up to Peter North class<---good luck.  Possiblities are endless. 

***disclaimer-this is a figment of my imagination, in no way was Vivid Industries involved in the awesomeness of this idear*****