Chess

I was teaching my kids the other day how to play chess, but I didn't realize that there were new rules.  The queen kept complaining that she had to do everything and that no one appreciated her.  She was upset that the king just sat around after getting back from work and spending more time hanging with the rook than her.  She ended up leaving him and taking half.  Later, he found out that she actually had been cheating on him with the other king and that a couple of the pawns weren't actually his.  Go figure.  Chess sucks.