Blood and Thunder!

I have decided to spend the evening working on artwork, since my bellydance instructor has commissioned me to do so.  I like getting paid for my mediocre scribbles.  Sides, it's Saturday night and there are so many people logged into Warcraft that the lag is insane.  Gotta wait till all the kiddies go to bed.  Some of the little heathen bastards might go to church tomorrow and if they don't, then they damn well should.  Teenage fucknuts who stay up all night and try to grief and don't pay attention in church deserve the repeated sodomy that they will receive in the flaming demonic bukake-fest of Hell.  So they should go and suck up to Jesus, feel guilty about masturbating, and get the hell off of Warcraft so I don't lag and they don't run and pick all the herbs before I can.  Mailbox dancing, nekkid night elves are all fourteen year old boys anyway and well, ewww!!  Now, in response to those of you who bothered to comment on my blog last night:

[Welcome to the modern narcissism.
Posted by davidicusxx on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 2:37 am EDT]

Seriously... sad, ain't it?

[Smithcraft says:
Shake it!]

I do.  Frequently.  But I am trying to cut back because people get hurt by the Hips of Fury!

[Feel free to write about what ever you want.

SC
Posted by Smithcraft on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 2:58 am EDT]

Don't give me that kind of carte blanche.  It could turn out soooo badly. 

[CrypticCat says:
Welcome then. Have fun bellydancing. Check my blog out... it's a mixed bag of crap that only I find interesting... but it's a nice way to organize my thoughts on any given topic.

I have been on WoW from releaseday till fairly recently. Have been Human, Elf, Drainei and Blood-Elf. Preferred Drainei. I'm glad I kicked the habit, even throw the disks out to make sure I won't re-install. Enough is enough.
Posted by CrypticCat on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 5:20 am EDT]

I shall be more than happy to check out your blog.  Thanks for the heads up!  I am sorry you quit WoW.  I did too for a while.  But it's like heroin.  It's not WoW that's the problem.  It's certain Blizzard admin and fucktard teenage players that made me want to leave Azeroth..

[Automan21k says:
Welcome,...I guess we could always use another WoWer....and deffinetly another belly dancer!!!
Posted by Automan21k on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 8:25 am EDT]

Heh.  I am still waiting for the release of BellyDance Hero.

[FireWtr96 says:
hi welcome to 2o2p
Posted by FireWtr96 on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 8:39 am EDT]

Danke!

[LuxDevil67 says:
you don't play warcraft, do you?
Posted by LuxDevil67 on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 8:45 am EDT]

No.  It's all kinda wrong.  I play Candyland.

[doorgunnerjgs says:
To blog, or not to blog. That is the question. If you peruse the varying blogs, you will find selves being expressed in many ways. So do whatever 'floats your boat" or whatever makes your totem maker tingle.]

Harhar!  What makes my totem-maker tingle?  Hmm....  epic purple gear...  rare mounts.. rare pets... and imagining phreaky orc sex because I can't find any sites for it!

[Welcome and enjoy the madness and mayhem.
Posted by doorgunnerjgs on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 9:28 am EDT]

Why thank you.  If it's that insane, I should feel right at home.

[jcotter13 says:
Welcome to the nuthouse!!
Posted by jcotter13 on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 9:42 am EDT]

Hey, I just got out of there!!  Back again??!

[J-Cat says:
damn interesting and that what they have to say is profound and somehow relevant to the general populace. Not I.

- this has quickly become one of my fave blogs... HI-larious stuff!

Welcome!
Posted by J-Cat on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 10:10 am EDT]

Thank you.  I am actually quite flattered!  I like it when other girl gamers can appreciate the sarcasm.

[Caesar says:
welcome....
Posted by Caesar on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 1:47 pm EDT]

Hail Caesar!

[budman24 says:
not another horde....l2alliance imo :p
Posted by budman24 on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 2:02 pm EDT]

Um... lol kknothxbai!

Did I say that correctly? I am not fluent in Alliance speak as I have not yet sustained a serious head injury and dropped a few dozen IQ points.

[char says:
Welcome to 2O2P! Nice blog. Have fun and be sure to check out the site. If you have any questions there is always someone to help out.

I've been a closet Bellydancer for years now, I'm glad to see another hip shimmy-er = ) What type of BD do you do?
Posted by char on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 2:22 pm EDT]

Oh honey!  Don't bellydance in the closet!  There isn't enough room in there and you could get stuck by a clothes hanger or something.  Come on out here and shimmy with the belly gangstas!! And as for my bellydance style, it's mainly traditional Egyptian but I have some cabaret and a smidgen of fusion in there too.  For my first public performance, I danced to Metallica's 'Wherever I May Roam'.

[MTPathy says:
i wished my grass was as emo as you, then i wouldnt have to bother cutting it..
Posted by MTPathy on Sat May 2, 2009 @ 8:37 pm EDT]

I'm glad my bread is not as stale as your attempted witticism or else I'd never get a damn sammich!  You're Alliance aren't you?