Gaming While Intoxicated and the various results.....

ok, now i'm the first person to admit i loves me some beer. and not even good stuff but the cheap case of busch beer gets me every time. i dont know why but thats just who i am. and im actually really ok with being a cheap ass. But i think my problem lies with my addiction to GWI. GWI is as the title of this suggests, getting hammered and trying to game. and anyone in the clan that i frequent can tell you, clan night is the perfect excuse to GWI. but i haven't until recently noticed the various results that come from all the consumption. first off, i cant hit shit. i dont think i could hit water if i fell out of a boat on friday night. second off, all the tactics that we work on throughout the week go right out the window. i turn into rabid ass timmie running circles around everything. i even throw a few figure 8's in for entertainment. i spend at least 10 minutes every night trying to stick c4 to myself or someone else knowing it cant be done, but i try it anyway. and i constantly try and get people in canada and the UK to adopt me, but im 27 and way past that stage. so i'm thinking i might have me a small problem. i say small because the enjoyment i get from all the other intoxicated folks is just too good to pass up. so i guess its all about enjoyment, right? i mean, thats why we play games, hump midgets, whatever it is we do to enjoy life. ah well. at least i dont get too drunk to go fishing.