Hey, Bob! How ya doin'?

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Shared on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:32
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.  'Oh no,' says Bob.  'He's in my bowling league.'

When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
 
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'

'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob,starts to rub herself all over him and says, ''Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'

Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.

Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.

She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.

The cabby turns around and says,  'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'


Bob's funeral will be on Friday.

Comments

MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:36
Bob is about the dumbest mother fucker on the planet.
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:38
nice.
GroovyElm's picture
Submitted by GroovyElm on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 11:59
i hate you
DrTHE0P0LIS's picture
Submitted by DrTHE0P0LIS on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 12:36
I don't get it.
sjam613's picture
Submitted by sjam613 on Thu, 06/05/2008 - 12:55
Fuck Bob.
LocGaw's picture
Submitted by LocGaw on Sat, 06/07/2008 - 13:51
lol... You might want to talk to Doodi about your avatar. Someone has apperantly switched yours with what looks like dog crap.

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