Just a shame...

Rashanii

Shared on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 12:32
As I said in my previous Blog, youth today are in a state of emergency. Here comes more proof...




Coming to a Prom near you!



You say men don't respect you and they treat you like a hooker. Well, if you're dressed like this, can you blame 'em? I was driving downtown past a strip club and I saw a lady in an outfit just like this working the streets. You ain't making him work for it... hell, you don't even gotta take off the "dress" to get at it! And don't get me started on those string for her homemade shoes. I don't think the bows are supposed to look like you got a gold lamé christmas present!



"Your song" may be playing, but just don't forget what you got on. Remember there are guys with cameras around ready to get that "shot" of the um, "pepper" so he can show everyone.



Mama needs her ass whipped for this.
I bet this kid can't read worth a damn, but he knows the lyrics to the latest rap songs.



Lord...have...mercy....



I don't think that Beyonce is wearing panties again! When he camera catches bush (and not the President), it can never be a good thing! You can't help but look straight into the eye of the beast.




Great Day in the morning! Good heavens! No ma'am! These two are some brave bitches coming out the projects looking like this!



LORD! I don't dream of this jeanie! There should be warrants put out for anyone involved in the production, manufacturing and sale of this hideous outfit to Superqueen. And if you ever see mess like this on the beach, call the cops on them for pollution!





It seems like every year there's some girl that wants to show up at the prom naked. Someone's been watching too many rap videos... even Ebony magazine won't consider this appropriate prom wear...




Last year, they were wearing Xena-inspired outfits... now it's Wonder Woman. I just want to know how these girls are gettin out of the house--they must be stopped.



Sure black makes you small, but it doesn't make you look classy. Homegirl sure looks a nasty mess.



She makes you feel like you just woke up in hell.

Fellas, this is what why you should never drink too much when you go out. You might wake up with this next to you and your life will truly be over.





Some places have a king and queen; they have a prom pimp and ho.

In short they, remind me of a greasy radiator spill at the local Pep Boys...Oh No!!!




let's think about what your kids will think when they see your wedding pic. Do you want them to say:

"Mama looks beautiful in her beautiful wedding gown"

or

"Mama wore a 'hottie' in church on her wedding day. Eww! I almost see her cudapepper!"

She even got the "come get it" pumps on...




These sistas have truly done it. When you think you've scaped the bottom of the barrel, someone turns it over and starts beating on it until some more mess falls out.

People, we need more gravy 'cause these girls got plenty rolls. I see the security guard in back; I would fire him becuase he let these two girls in that needs to be at home burning two dresses.





From the hot sand of South Beach comes an even hotter mess.

Comments

KingDrewsky's picture
Submitted by KingDrewsky on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 13:57
Pictures are back and are fucking hilarious.
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 14:05
Oh...My...God. Please don't tell me men are not actually wearing that sling on the beaches now a days. I saw someone with one in their avatar and another joke picture...but it can't be real. Also, Pat Is the answer, "What is a bra?"
thebrigade's picture
Submitted by thebrigade on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 14:10
ughh... my eyes from the disasters and my gut from laughter.
Codemunkee's picture
Submitted by Codemunkee on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 14:48
Those are excellent. Heres some more that you might have seen but WTF http://www.byroncrawford.com/2005/05/ghetto_prom_pic.html
Rashanii's picture
Submitted by Rashanii on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 15:01
Oh my. I am flummoxed.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 16:34
I'm speechless.
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 18:25
These pictures are truely horrible. However, they look as if taken from a costume-party styled party/prom. If this was a school sanctioned event, I hope somebody was punished (sent to teach the ED/LD students for 5+ years). Just shows what bad parenting has done and will continue to do to this nation.
CapnHun's picture
Submitted by CapnHun on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 12:41
I can't see the pictures, but I think I get the point. I wish I could because I would LOVE to show my sixteen year old the commentary that goes with them. It ain't just mom and dad!!! Hopefully if you come across this stuff while watching TV with your little girl, you will be able to make an impression on her early.
Punisher138's picture
Submitted by Punisher138 on Sun, 03/18/2007 - 22:49
some of the funniest shit i've seen in awhile. Nice job.
doodirock's picture
Submitted by doodirock on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 13:12
pictures are all broken... :(
thebrigade's picture
Submitted by thebrigade on Thu, 03/15/2007 - 13:28
yeah... i wanna see.

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