Darwin Awards

As 2006 comes to an end, it is time to reflect back on the year and remember some of the best of things. There are many different awards given out; the Oscars, the Grammies, the Billboard Music Awards…But my favorite awards given out each year are the Darwin Awards.  This year’s Darwin Awards are no let down to years past, as the top 10 are coming to a close, we have some great nominees.  From a guy with flammable cream on, deciding to have a smoke, at a hospital no less, to a priest who can’t swim but has faith he can walk on water, and a guy trying to disassemble a rocket propelled grenade with a sledgehammer (my personal favorite). These rewards highlight evolution in action and we may wonder how mankind has made it to the top of the food chain. I just hope, that no matter which Darwin winner takes home the crown for the most impressive self inflicted death, that the tree of life will continue to self remove these people before they can procreate.

-Ratbastard