Woman Claims Sex Change to Use Man's Ski Ticket

Sometimes, the lie is far worse than the truth.

Police say a woman caught using her boyfriend's ski pass claimed she was in the middle of a sex-change operation when asked why she had a man's pass.

Police in Colorado say Sarah Nicole Fowke was stopped when trying to use a pass belonging to Nicholas Hemstreet. And that's when things got interesting.

Fowke told the resort she was in the middle of a sex change, and that her father had disowned her, according to cbs4denver.com. That was shocking news to Mr. Hemstreet, whose son (still apparently a man) eventually admitted he gave his pass to his girlfriend -- Fowke -- according to the report.

It's been a banner day for nude celebrity news.

First, comes a report that a nude photo of Tiger Woods may be circulating.

Life and Style Magazine has reported that Playgirl magazine is currently evaluating a nude photo believed to be that of the troubled golfer, who was involved in a bizarre single-car accident outside his own in the early-morning hours after Thanksgiving.

That accident led to a strange apology from Woods that was short on specifics, but seemed to give credence to some of the rumors about his personal life that he was apparently trying to dispel.

Then, the same artist who created a sculpture depicting a nude Angelina Jolie breastfeeding two babies at once is at it again.

Daniel Edwards' latest work is called "Brangelina Forever," and depicts Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nude, locked in an erotic embrace, with a dove perched on Pitt's finger.

See the full image here.

The sculpture is embedded with crushed glass which the artist says contains Pitt and Jolie's DNA, obtained from wine glasses from which the two supposedly drank.

It's being installed in an Oklahoma City home called... The Brangelina.

Lesson of the Day: Don't Steal Candy From Cops

Let's just say he's no Billy the Kidd.

Police in Kentucky say they caught 32-year-old Derek Kidd with his hands in the cookie jar... pretty much literally.

Just an hour after being released from jail, Kidd found himself right back in -- because police say on his way out he tried to steal two candy bars and a police hat from the detective's section, according to the Middletown Journal. Police say he also stole two used syringes.

Elf Finds Jail Is Not So Jolly After Explosives Joke Clears Mall

Here's one of Santa's little helpers who's definitely making the naughty list this year.

Police say William C. Caldwell III, dressed as an elf, waited in line to meet Santa in Georgia's Southlake Mall... and then told him he was carrying dynamite.

After clearing the mall, the bomb squad found no evidence of explosives, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

LDSMAR — An 18-year-old man was arrested Tuesday after he pummeled his father because he was angry over the man's snoring, an arrest report says.

Dylan T. Watson, of the 3000 block of Phoenix Avenue, was arrested by the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office on a domestic battery charge. He is being held in the Pinellas County Jail without bail.

According to an arrest report, Watson threw a magazine at his father, who was asleep and snoring on the living room couch around 11:15 p.m.

Watson then pushed his father, forced him onto the floor and punched him in the face.

Watson's father, who was not named, was taken to Mease Countryside Hospital in Safety Harbor as a precaution, the report said.