Celebrity Endorsements

Every once in a while something just pops in my head and makes me wonder why they stopped making it.

Take Billy Beer, for example.

This slice of fried gold was brought to us by the Carter we should have elected, Billy. A man who was so dedicated to the craft of booze drinking that he had a beer named after himself.

Why couldn't we have seen this happen in recent memory? You know, like a branded coke mirror by Neil Bush and Roger Clinton that comes with a clip-on pinky nail for that quick pick me up. Or at the very least Neil could have showed us how to evade a voodoo curse placed upon us by our ex-wives.

So what quality products do you think Brittney, Paris and the freshly dead Heath could come up with?

I leave it in your hands.