Goth Emo Isn't Cool Anymore

So I tried the timed-demo of Devil May Cry 4. You go around killing things and destroying objects for Crystallized Demon Blood. That's it, along with some grappling-hook puzzle elements. As you learn the combos, you start to hear some of what your stereotypical goth emo androgenous Nero says as finishers. One I heard was "Slam dunk!" Okay, I'm playing in what looks the world of Dracula-in-the-Future killing bad-ass demons, and the first thing that comes to your mind is a basketball term? What a mood killer! There wasn't much variety in the demo, either. Kill badass demon, grapple, kill badass demons, grapple, lather, rinse, repeat. Also, to kill these badass demons, you just hit buttons until they die. This is simply not a game for me.

Nero should play acoustic guitar at a coffee house singing songs about why he can't keep a girlfriend.  Maybe if he stopped trying to be prettier than a girl....