Pregame Zelda and Virtual Console Wario's Woods

Legend of Zelda (Wii). I was right about the fishing pole. Then you have to catch a fish which is BORING! I hate every fishing task in every Zelda. It's like real fishing without the beer. Zelda is artificially keeping me in Orlon Village. I had to catch a rogue goat. Wow! Such excitement. I really can't wait for the game to start. On an amusing note, the bees must have built a huge hive overnight. Boulemic bees? What will they think of next? I was curious and already got the rupees in the tree the night before. Not to mention the homeowner is not grateful for the extermination duties. Maybe I can get honey with a bottle? Despite these complaints, I'm actually progressing now with the very basic of weapons.

Virtual Console Wario's Woods (NES). Why did I download it? I did it because I've never played it before. It's new to me. Wario doesn't actually show up for his own puzzle game, does he? I have an idea, how about "Toad's Woods" or "Toad Panic." I think I'll love this game, though. It's just the weirdness that is me. Not to mention one of the top ten Gay characters, Birdo, oversees the mission. We love Birdo, we just don't ask where the eggs come from (or where he hides them).

Don't read this blog as Wii-hate. I love the system! Trauma Center is so good! I guess I'm just cranky about Zelda. Most Zelda players know the basics of Link. Can't we just skip it? I'd be really happy if we actually started with Zelda getting her Shiek on.