Another Rant

OK, Im driving down the road today, and a wild hair crawled up my ass. Im not so sure why this bothers me so. I guess its cause Im a prick. Yea, Im man enought to tell the world, Im a prick. This isnt something like when girls proudly proclaim themselves DIVAS or BITCHES. Im not proud of it, I just understand and accept that Im a prick. So anyway, Im sitting in traffic, and for the 10,000th time, I see the car in front of me has one of those "In Memory Of" stickers on the back window. Now Im no walking corpse, but if I was dead, I would be offended that the only way that Im remembered is on a fucking sticker on the back of someones car. Plant a tree, give a donation to charity, do something productive. Putting a stickker on a car is bullshit. Now again, I really cant explain why this irritates me so. It just does. I certainly dont give a fuck that someone you knew died. How does putting a sticker on your car honor someones memory? Why do I have to be reminded of the inevitable end of life? I am personally of the opinion that this is totally fucking stupid. END

My next subject is the lack of self responsibility that I see every day from people. Im tired of opening the newspaper, or seeing a story on the news about another asswipe that is sueing someone because of their own stupidity. Case in point, I hear in todays news that some fucktard mom is sueing Walmart for not protecting her child from a child molestor. She charges Walmart with not doing background checks on all of its employees. UHHH, isnt it your responsibility as a parent to watch your child? How would a child molestor have access to your child if you were watching them? HMMM.... Ill just let little Timmy go run to the other end of the store to look at the new xbox games while I look at shoes. Walmart will babysit Timmy, and if not Ill just sue them. This is similar to the fat pig who sued McDonalds for getting her fat. Uhh.... I dont know about you, but the last time I went to McDs, I personally saw Ronald stuffing cheeseburgers down the throat of everyone who was in the drive thru. Then I saw that purple looking Barney thing spilling hot coffee on everyones lap. Im just waiting for someone to sue me for saying this. These lawsuits would never happen if shitbag lawyers would tell these people to fuck off, and throw them out on the street on their fat lazy asses!!!!!