I never got THAT memo!

Rythmdevl

Shared on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 19:06

OK, so the son of my wonderful secretary comes running into my office the other day screaming, "Do you hear that??" To which my obvious reply was no, I dont hear shit ( you pimple faced little Timmy). He laughs, and runs out my office screaming in hysterics. So now not only am I pissed off that I was interrupted while posting on the forum... I mean, taking care of some very important reports, I am now intrigued at wtf he was rambling on about. So I walk down the hall to get an explanation. Apparently, the little worm has a ringtone on his phone that "adults cant hear!" WHAT? Ok, so now it hits me like a ton of bricks. I AM AN ADULT!! WTF I NEVER GOT THAT MEMO. NOONE EVER TOLD ME THAT I GOT INTO THIS L337 CLUB CALLED ADULTHOOD. Can I revoke my membership? I dont want to be an adult. I wont, I wont, I wont. Wait, if I am an adult, I dont have to ask permission to stay up late. I can buy the newest video game whenever I want one? I CAN DRINK ALCOHOL? Maybe this isnt so bad. I just wish someone would have told me that I was no longer a kid. Next thing you know, someone will be calling me old.

 

 

Comments

FreakMullet's picture
Submitted by FreakMullet on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 19:11
I think that ringtone is a bunch of crap. it doesn't necessarily mean that old people can't hear it, it's just a high frequency that most people can't hear. granted, hearing goes as age arrives, but it's just a trick. and there is no memo for getting old. you just have moments like the one mentioned above. :)
Lusetti67's picture
Submitted by Lusetti67 on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 19:12
Your lucky it was a phone ringing and not him letting out a silent but deadly one.
Flywalker's picture
Submitted by Flywalker on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 23:12
WTF is your secretarys kid doing in your office. Does that mean if I have no children i can bring my dog to work. Lord know my dog is a hell of a lot better trained most children and women love my dog way more that most children. Kick his sorry ass out of your office.
NotStyro's picture
Submitted by NotStyro on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 23:14
Although my hearing has been slipping in the past few years, I can still clearly hear that ringtone and the tone that device to drive kids away from an area. Heck, I can still hear the high-frequency transformer whine on an old CRT/TV. Consider yourself lucky you can't hear it, it is annoying as all out.

Join our Universe

Connect with 2o2p