Where the Hell is my Bioshock?!

I usually don't preorder games. There are half a dozen EBGameStop(tm)(r) stores close by and a few BestBuy, CC and Walmarts to boot. Just wak in and get the game I want.

After the Bioshock demo dropped I preordered the Limited Edition at GameStop.com. I want a little Big Daddy doll to play with and enjoy! Anyway, I got the email showing it had shipped. The UPS tracking site shows it is on the damn truck driving around the suburbs.

Why wasn't I the first stop?! The driver must not be a gamer. Pussy.

Now I've seen on X3F that many of the Big Daddy figures are broken in their packages. I'm going to make the UPS driver stand there while I open the package to make sure it is in one piece. I can picture my neighbors looking out their front door as I scream at the driver while shoving a broken Big Daddy figure in his face. If the damn thing's broken I'll end up spending the night in jail instead of playing the game.

I'm going to clear my work schedule and sit on my front step.