A Few Facts About Me

I'll never send you an email.

I read The Shining too. I was in my mid-twenties.

I hate rap-crap but R&B is not on my go to list.

Same for me on iTunes and iPod.

I unfavorited AC/DC the moment I found out what kind of music they played. The year they formed.

I have to be careful when I fart now.

I don't think I like Texas either but I've never been there.

I drive a Yaris and I want a Prius.

I never thought of Googling myself.

Taco Bell, I think there is one of those around here. Never been to it.

I smoked two packs of cigarettes, .... in my lifetime and that was when I was 9.

I love two 14oz cups of Tim Horton's coffee everyday. 8:00am and 3:00pm.

Fuck you right back.  

Email is such a royal pain in the ass..

The first full-length novel I ever read was The Lord of the Rings trilogy...4th grade(?). Side note, first Stephen King book read was Salem's Lot, read that at maybe 12, scared the snot outta me, and I was hooked. Coincidentally I also read The Happy Hooker at 12...

I love just about anything BUT rap. I like my music to be performed by, I dunno, musicians maybe? Not someone who likes to "sample" others work and call it their own. And I know, there are some that don't fall into that generalization, but it still sux. BTW Kanye's ego has been spotted as the newest planet in the solar system...

I have an I-Tunes account but no iPod. Ditto, I phone and probably use I-Tunes on the PC more than anywhere else, except we got a new sound bar with bluetooth and I use that with the phone a freakin lot lately.

My favorite is early Joan Jett. (Don't be a hater, she calms me when nothing else can, quite weird). That said, my play list is quite eclectic. Beetles to Evanesence to Red Hot Chili Peppers to Brad paisley to Everlast to Fall Out Boy to J.Geils to AWOLNation to - My Chemical Romance to Trace Adkins to Paramore to Aerosmith, En Vogue and Fleetwood Mac, etc. Almost anything, but Rap. Unless Blondie counts...

One of my farts once caused a grown man to vomit. I can also claim this, and note that it was a retribution fart while at work. ( Kielbasa and Sauerkraut is deadly).

I don't want to move. N.E. Tennessee is one of the friendliest places I've ever experienced. The business climate in Texas is quite attractive though.

I drive a Dakota 4wd, but I want new Beemer.

"I Google myself at least once a week." What you do in the privacy of your own bathroom, is your own business, no judgments here.

I worked briefly at a Taco Bell as a manager in roughly '91, I never eat there..

I have been free of cigarettes 50+ years and never smoke voluntarily.

I'm a caffeine avoider.

Semantics, you're not the boss of me. Depends on the track/car/alcohol level.

I read all my emails and sort them into folders. There is nothing in my inbox.

I am not sure what the first novel I read was.

I enjoy rap and R&B but also like country and rock.

I have neither an ipod or an itunes account. I prefer to get my tunes from the radio.

I am not quite sure I have a favorite band.

I once farted with such pressure it felt like someone sack tapped me.

I want to move to Alaska to get away from the oppresive summer heat and political climate of New York.

I drive an F150... but I want to get a Harley.

I Googled myself once. I found out I was married, a gynecologist and I custom make some of the most desired/expensive purses/handbags. Apparently, I am always the last to know these things.

This was the first appartment I have ever rented without a grocer/deli/market within walking distance.

I love to smoke. I will smoke pipes, cigars and cigarettes.

I do not abuse caffine but I certianly love fine coffee.

You probably are better than me at most games. The games keep my hands moving which is supposed to be good for my arthritis. I hope someday to have the opportunity to have you show my some skills. Fuck you too Jones. :)

The heat here in Seattle does not oppress but the rain can depress.  Personally I kind of like the rain, though it does start to get old after about 6 months with only 8 hours of daylight when it is usually raining and it's been so long since you've seen the sun that you've forgotten what it looks like.  The summer is great though :)

I think I have about 1,500-2,000 unread emails and am just too lazy to delete them as it would take forever.

The first full-length novel I ever read was The Hobbit

I hate R&B, Rap, new Country, Opera, Jazz, 99% of Pop, and probably more that I'm not thinking of

I have neither an iTunes account or iPod, I hate Apple.

My favorite band is Megadeth

I don't think I've come close to making someone vomit with a fart.

I lived in Wisconsin for 21 years and now live in Colorado.  I plan to stay here.  It's very liberal and I love the place.

I drive a Honda Civic and have no plans on getting into anything else for another 200,000 miles (guess)  The model I have is rare and hard to find anymore.  It gets better gas mileage than a Prius.

I've Googled myself once, nada.

I despise fast food, never eat it.  Ever.

I smoke like a chimney and am convinced my cause of death is going to be related.

I'm a caffeine abuser.  I drink near a 12 pack of soda per day.  I tried quitting a few weeks ago and couldn't deal with the massive headaches so I am continuing on.

Whatever game you are currently playing I am better at it, unless you're playing an online shooter...in which case, fuck you.  Same here.

I have 2000 unread emails... mostly spam.

The first full-length novel I ever read was "Star Wars: From The Adventures Of Luke Skywalker" (a.k.a., "Episode IV: A New Hope").

I hate both R&B and rap. But in fairness, I despise them both equally.

No iTunes. No iPod. Fuck Apple.

My favorite band is Metallica. Pre-Black Album.

I only made a dog vomit with one of my farts. I did manage to evacuate a public restroom with a really impressive shit. The longest duration of one of my farts was 11 seconds, and I once released a fart with such force that it woke me out of a dead sleep.

I want to move back to Florida... then I remember the humidity and say "Fuck that!"

I can't drive. My car is a taxi.

I Google myself once a month.

Taco Bell stopped being a deciding factor of any kind for me after I stopped working there.

I've not had Jones' degree of success in quitting smoking, but it has cut down significantly.

I only allow myself one caffeine a day, usually in the form of Diet Dr. Pepper.

Whatever game you are currently playing, you may be better at... unless you're playing Tetris... then I will fucking destroy you.

I have no unread emails, which I think is fairly significant since I have three accounts all sent to my iPhone and I get between 100-200 emails a day that are work related.  I TRAF them immediately and file into a neat set of folders based on how I need to respond to them or what actions need to be taken.

First full length 'adult' novel I read was probably The Hobbit, though I read my oldest sister's Iliad and Oddysey book around that same time so can't remember which came first.

I dislike most music these days, and of the new music coming out, the only stuff I listen to is pretty metal.  I like rap from the 80's, country no later than 1979, classic rock from 60s and 70's, 80's anthem/hair rock.  No country, no pop, no R&B after 1990...zero that I can think of anyway.

I had three versions of iPods before moving to an iPhone years ago.

My current favorite band is Gojira, introduced to me by Drost (THANKS!).  No way I can pick a historical all time favorite because I choose based on current mood.

I don't fart where other people are.  What you are smelling when someone farts are little microscopic pieces of their shit...their shit is in your nose when you smell it.  I think it is fucked up when someone farts by me and laughs.

I've lived all over the place growing up military, but currently live in Utah. I like it here, but am always considering a california move...at least once a month I think about moving.

I drive an F150 and prior to that drove an F350.  I am a truck guy and while I feel bad about the environment and try to recycle and do other things, I cannot ever make the move to a small car.

I googled myself once in life (just right now) and the only thing that comes up is my LinkedIn profile and some race results from years ago.

I do not eat fast food Mexican, and I mean EVER.  Good Mexican food is a religion and I won't tarnish it by putting fast food taco dog turds in my mouth.

I smoked from my late teens to my late 20s and quit cold turkey and never looked back.  I have a hard time stomaching the smell of it these days.

I drink one cup of coffee per day.  I am on some medications for migraines that get all jacked up with more caffeine than that and it puts me in rebound headache mode, but I absolutely savor that one cup a day.

I'm pretty lousy at every game, so you're probably right.  I play shooters mostly and have managed to keep my KpD in the 1.2 to 1.5 range for a few years now, but still get owned regularly.  I do not have the eyes or patience for driving games and spend every turn undercorrecting and overcorrecting the whole way through.

I read all my subject lines and sort e-mail maybe twice a week.  Largest category is "unsorted."

The first novel I read might have been Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when i was 6.  I still read 3-5 books a week.

People who hate R&B mystify me. Temps, Tops, Otis and Sam? No day is complete without them. I'm a bit of a musical dilettante but have yet to find the Country music better than Johnny Cash.

I have an iTunes account, several iPods (even one that works) an iPhone and a deep sadness that cover flow is no longer available to me.

My favorite band is the Stones.

I never made anyone vomit, but did once wake myself up with a fart.  I'm also worried about Fade's deep-seated toilet training issues.

I live in New Jersey and want to move to a New Jersey with less people.  I like it here except for the traffic and astronomical costs.

I drive a Honda Civic.  It's my third.  I get one every ten years whether I need it or not. I want a 69 fastback but don't want to so clearly advertise my midlife crisis.

I have googled myself. I'm a Canadian children's author as well as the inventor of a perpetual motion money making scam.  I also discovered one time that someone had stolen a research paper of mine and had won an academic award for it.  Only one of those things is true.

Taco Bell can't even make their food attractive to me on television.

I smoked for 17 years and eventually wound up becoming a tobacco dependence treatment specialist and helping people to quit for a living.  Congrats to everyone that quit on this list and for those that haven't, enjoy.

I'm a caffeine conoisseur.  From the mellow afterglow of an Arabica blend in the morning to the tidal ear-buzzing cold sweats of a quick pot of Cafe Pajaro, I never met a cup of coffee I didn't appreciate. Is that abuse?  MYOFB.

I'm not better at any game than you.  With the possible exception of Tetris Splash. I'm a perpetually mediocre gamer.