Washington Redneck

SarcasmoJones

Shared on Wed, 08/12/2015 - 11:41

So, we met with the realtor on Monday and our house officially goes on the market this Friday...so the move to Washington is finally starting to happen. Been a mess at my house with trying to fix shit that has gone neglected for seven years, but it's getting done: new paint, new bathroom, and all that other shit that gets ignored when the house is a domicile and not a commodity. With any luck I'll be out of the Texas heat sometime in September! I may have to change my GT to Washington Redneck.

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CrypticCat's picture
Submitted by CrypticCat on Wed, 08/12/2015 - 12:17

Or 'Educated Redneck'. =))

badmin's picture
Submitted by badmin on Wed, 08/12/2015 - 13:33

That's great news Jonesy!

Sherb's picture
Submitted by Sherb on Wed, 08/12/2015 - 20:25

Don't underestimate the quantity of country bumpkins we have.  You'll fit right in...sorta.  laugh

Oldschool 2o4f's picture
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 06:59

I musta missed it elsewhere, what prompted the move north, other than maybe a love of rain and cooler weather?

SarcasmoJones's picture
Submitted by SarcasmoJones on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 08:31

I have a brain cyst that is exacerbated by extreme heat: it makes me pass out. I get hot, that thing swells up and I pass out for half an hour and I'm sick for the next four days. I've been dealing with this thing since 2002, but I'm tired of passing out when I try to mow the lawn. Since I have been working predominately warehouse jobs the majority of my adult life it's becoming a problem at work as well. That plus I'm sick of all the entitled, bible-thumping rednecks and the Sea-Tac area aligns more closely with my political beliefs. Shelly and I scouted ten cities, Chicago and San Fran included, and the Seattle area won  for climate and politics...Portland was a close second.

Oldschool 2o4f's picture
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 10:16

Sounds like a solid move! Isn't T-10 out there somewhere?

SarcasmoJones's picture
Submitted by SarcasmoJones on Thu, 08/13/2015 - 10:30

Yeah, in Redmond.

Parcells2's picture
Submitted by Parcells2 on Sun, 08/16/2015 - 09:05

Good luck Jonesy! Parcells don't know any better but Seattle area would be high on my US destinations but it doesn't matter cause anything outside of Texas is a move up eh?

SoulTerror's picture
Submitted by SoulTerror on Sun, 08/16/2015 - 13:24

Good luck with the move.

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