SarcasmoJones
Shared on Thu, 06/13/2013 - 20:15I have noticed a disturbing trend at the place that I work right before lunch. At least three different guys share the same bathroom habit of washing their hands first, urinating, then walking out without washing their hands to go eat lunch. These guys must want nothing on their hands when they eat, except the flavor of their own cock. I personally have never eaten anything that would be improved with the addition of a sweaty dick, and I've never seen that particular ingredient in a cook book. Even if my lunch is vaguely shaped like a phallus, like a hot dog or sub sandwich, I don't want it to smell or taste like one. Call me crazy...
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Submitted by Azuredreams on Thu, 06/13/2013 - 20:53
All I can say is...ewwwwwww
Submitted by TANK on Fri, 06/14/2013 - 17:51
LoL..... someone just taught them backwards i guess. Personally i like to wash my hands AFTER dealing with waste products, i don't see the point of washing before getting dirty.
Submitted by NorthernPlato on Fri, 06/14/2013 - 20:26
I tend to wash before and then again after. I touched a shared door handle to get into the washroom ... that thing is the Mos Eisly of grime and bacteria!
As I shower in the morning and put on clean underwear each day, I'd say that my dick is the cleanest part of me ... why would I want to get that dirty with other peoples' germs? I consider it a kindness to Ms. Plato. Just lookin' after her health ;)
I definately wash afterrwards as well. Not because I've pissed on my hands, but because to flush the urinal I have to use the handle; yet another surface rife with others' filth.
Submitted by SarcasmoJones on Sat, 06/15/2013 - 00:54
Exactly, I even use paper towels to open the bathroom door, the same reason that I don't eat lunch in the bathroom.