The Women's Restroom

 I work in the shipping department of a company that makes golf shafts and the cardboard boxes we use as shipping containers just drain every bit of moisture from my hands. I have been using a Norweigan formula lotion to keep my hands from cracking...but I ran out. I mentioned this to one of our customer service reps and she said "hang on, we have hand lotion in the restroom." Sure enough, she came back with lotion. I was a bit resentful at first because we don't have hand lotion in the men's room...then it hit me. We don't have lotion in our restroom for a reason...that would be like corporate sponsored masturbation. Men are such dogs that we can't be trusted with hand lotion at work.