I HATE COMPUTERS!!!

No, wait..............................I LOVE COMPUTERS!!!!  (When theyre running right.)  It never fails......I decide to add something....usually software, but sometimes hardware, update a few drivers and whammo!  I start getting errors all over the place.  Right now Im fighting with the recovery console and booting from my xp cd and blah, blah, blah!!!!  Im using my laptop to vent right now and I try to keep it as simple as possible........I dont trust my laptop, so I usually dont keep important files there.......I trust my desktop, so that s where my important files are........and which one continually locks up or refuses to boot?  You got it.......................damn desktop!!!  Luckily I am cool headed and usually calm........otherwise I have recurring visions of my sledge hammer and the desktop having an "encounter".  I really do love computers........but I just hate them too!