Mens Urinals 101

SeaCat

Shared on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 18:03

The standard rule of thumb is if there is an open urinal that is not between two other men pee'ing, you are forbidden to saddle up in the middle. 

But, things can get more murky if more guys are parked in the urinals.  What if no one is at a urinal, what one do you choose? 

Let's examine the empty mens room scenario first.  A good rule of thumb is to head to a corner, A or E.  C might be considered a decent choice.  But if more people enter your risk factor of the "peakers" goes up.  Well, what is a "peaker"?  A "peaker" is someone who glances over and down in your urinal.  Most of us do our business and get out.  There are those that want to cop a "peak" though, so you have to keep them in mind.  With the "peaker" in mind, it's safer to only have 1 "peaker" beside you, rather than being in the middle of two potential "peakers".  So A and E are the safest double "peak" preventing urinals.

What if A, C, and E are all taken?  Do you wait until one opens?  That depends on the person I guess, and how bad you have to pee.  If you can't wait and you have to hit B or D, make sure to scoot up close to prevent the "peaker", but not so close that your tallywacker is getting you splashback. 

I had to hit the mensroom at work the other day, it is a 3 stall urinal.  A co-worker had parked himself in the middle, and he was the only one in there.  It's like, dude, what are you thinking.  Then another day I was parked in the far left corner and a co-worker saddled up beside me.....dude...........  Thankfully our urinals have dividers, but still... 

So to summarize, hit the corner urinals if available.  Try to keep one urinal in between yourself and the next person.  If you gotta hit a urinal between two people, saddle up close, but not splashback close. 

Comments

Jawgoosh's picture
Submitted by Jawgoosh on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 18:05
Any suggestions for the good old "trough" found at many sporting events?
ATC_1982's picture
Submitted by ATC_1982 on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 18:10
I saw top much time to think about a peaker.
SeaCat's picture
Submitted by SeaCat on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 18:18
I'll have to prepare another post about the "trough"... that's a tough one though.
doorgunnerjgs's picture
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 19:06
The answer to troughs is hold it. Pee before you go and limit your beer/pop. This sounds like it was a government study that cost the taxpayers megabucks! lol

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