A Blonde in the everglades

Sorry I couldn't resist...

>A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on
>vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the
>worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors
>were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the
>shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out
>and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"
>
>The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you go on
>and give it a try?"
>
>The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later
>in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman
>standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his
>car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With
>lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it
>up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly
>up.
>
>The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde
>struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.
>
>Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, "SHIT! THIS ONE'S
>BAREFOOT, TOO!"