Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

SexKitten

Shared on Sun, 03/25/2007 - 05:21
Comeback Lines To Pick Up Lines

1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

2. Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

3. Your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

4. So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator.

5. Hey baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter.

6. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized

7. Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

8. I would go to the end of the world for you.
But would you stay there?

9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Comments

Em's picture
Submitted by Em on Sun, 03/25/2007 - 23:18
I got a priceless one tonight at work from a 60+year old nursing home patient(in the nursing home for alcoholic encephalopathy, unable to care for himself) He Slurred "Are you married?" I said "recently divorced" He Slurred "I will give you 100,000 dollars to marry me and have relations" I said "relations??" He Slurred "Yeah, relations, you know what I mean. And I have an 8 inch penis" is that with or without the foley catheter I wonder?
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Sun, 03/25/2007 - 05:26
roflmao
SexKitten's picture
Submitted by SexKitten on Tue, 03/27/2007 - 00:13
I don't even want to know....
rockcrawler69's picture
Submitted by rockcrawler69 on Tue, 03/27/2007 - 03:42
Funny stuff

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