A female perspective.....

SexKitten

Shared on Sun, 05/06/2007 - 15:20
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took
To drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
She hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on
Celebrating that long?"

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microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Sun, 05/06/2007 - 20:13
I think that's my ex!
doorgunnerjgs's picture
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Sun, 05/06/2007 - 21:37
Now THAT's funny! I may be male but male egotism still sucks. (And in this case, the female perspective is probably true... and funny!)

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