Husband and wife

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. Somehow, I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make
her point. When I arrived home
one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a
tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
silently for a short time and then
went into the house. I was gone only a
minute, and when I came out again I
handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep
the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story: Marriage is a relationship in which
one person is always right, and the other is the
husband!