Just something funny..

SexKitten

Shared on Thu, 07/26/2007 - 06:47

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,  surgical procedure.  A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.  'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here  to wash your upper body.  He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'  Concerned that he may split his sutures from worry about his testicles,  she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.  She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in  the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, 'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!' The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,  Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very  closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?

LOL I thought it was awesome....

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MasterG's picture
Submitted by MasterG on Sun, 08/05/2007 - 16:36
muhahhaha great ;-)
doorgunnerjgs's picture
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Thu, 07/26/2007 - 07:50
THAT"S funny! I can really see that happening and I'll remember not to ever use that phrase.
LtBlarg's picture
Submitted by LtBlarg on Thu, 07/26/2007 - 08:44
That is a good one..

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