The Countdown Begins....

Console Campout '06

Oh yes boys and girls. T-Minus 3 days until the 1337 Bad Boyz of the New England chapter of 2o2p to begin our quest for PS3 glory.

The plan is simple:

1. Camp at a midnight release location.
   
2. Purchase the first PS3.
   
3. Relocate to a morning release location.
   
4. Purchase the second PS3.
   
5. Post both consoles on EBay.
   
6. Watch bids come in like Britney Spears was auctioning off the rights to her left breast.

Last year DSmooth and I braved the elements, freaky teenagers, and evil forces to obtain a total of 4 360's. The EBay markup was quite nice. This year with the PS3 release quantities being even less I'm expecting an even better profit margin. Don't like the practice of re-selling on EBay? Well, too bad you commie bastard. Welcome to the free market   Besides, if you really wanted a PS3, you'd camp out for one. I'm only shafting the moms & dads of the world who are too lazy to camp out to get a console for their kids. THEY'RE BAD PARENTS TO BEGIN WITH! Just think of me dicking them over as retribution for their lack of commitment to their child's happiness.

This year we're pretty stoked to have CodeMonkey joins us for the campout. We'll all be equipped with Gameboy DS's (along with extra battery packs) so wireless gaming will be in full effect. I'll be picking up Madden 07 for my DS to pass the hours. Unfortunately I don't have a way to blog the entire experience this year ( I don't have my cell phone w cam & web access anymore) but maybe I can con DSmooth into picking up that torch.


Oh the excitement!