A couple of jokes, and a video WORTH watching!!!

An elderly couple is taking what both of them think will be their last vacation together, after 60 years of marriage.

They decide to go to Jerusilum, and Rome, and do a tour of the Holy Lands

While in the middle of their Rome sight seeing, the elderly wife suffered an unexpected heart attack and dies.

The Romanian officials console the husband, and inform him that they can bury her in Rome for $500, or send her back to the U.S. to be buried for $2000

The husband thought to himself for a minute and said...."Go ahead and put her on the plane, and ship her to the U.S.."

Puzzled, one of the Romanian officials, asked the man, "Why would you not want to bury her here in the Holy Land, for such a cheap fee?"

The husband replied...."Well, along time ago, a man died, and was buried here, and after 3 days, he rose from the dead.........I'm not taking any damn chances!!".

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The fence along the backside of the White house was damaged, due to years of wear and tear, so the White House officials call out 3 contractors to survey, and quote a price for their repairs.

The first contractor looks over the damaged fence and says "I can do it for $800.....$400 for supplies, $400 for labor, and I'll pocket $100 for my profit".

The second contractor, looks at the fence and says "I'll do it for $700.........$300 for supplies, $300 for labor, and $100 profit for myself".

The third contractor whispers into the White House officials ear, and says....."I'll do it for $2700".

Shocked, the official asks the third contractor why he is quoting so high a price.

The contractor replies...."$1000 for you, $1000 for me, and we hire the 2nd guy to do it!!"

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