Submitted by Go_Aachmed on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 16:56
I say they both pull a groin muscle just getting into stance, then when the arthritis kicks in, they both end up just standing there grimacing at each other..
Then, fighting through the pain of old injuries and old age, Jackie Chan jumps in the ring kicks both their asses.
Submitted by CrypticCat on Thu, 09/04/2008 - 17:08
Stephen Segal. He will say something tostesterony, dumbfounding JCvD and then kick the muscles from Bruxelles to the moons in a beautifully choreographed battle.
Segal only won if the bad guy walks up to him while he's standing still so he can grab something to break. Jean Claude just does the splits. They both get beat by Ogre (Nerds movies) from Bloodsport.
Not going to look at the above comments until I write mine. Tough Match to call.
At first I was going to say Jean Claude because he can do an awesome split, however I have to give it to Stephen Segal since he has more staying power. He will be able to outlast Jean Claude. Also, he Segal can do some wicked bone breaking.
I'm going to vote for the first time............I'm allowed, I havent counted the totals yet..........but I call Stephen Segal........after JCVD does his splits, and tries to pop up with a emo esqe reverse spinning round kick, it is blocked by Segal, sweeping his leg and punching JCVD in the throat. Segal would then grab his guitar and play a little diddy in celebration of his victory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzDzJvHW23g
no sequal to Street Fighter for JCVD
I try not to comment on my own blogs....but no one else gave me anything good so.........Mary Kate dives for the crack spoon only to be hit in the eye by a regurgitated carrot stick from Ashley's earlier lunch, which gives Ashely the chance to grab the mullet, but in her stunned discusts, Mary Kate is able to grab the spoon and needle, just before she is able to inject it, Ashley flies at Mary Kate with the super mullet, knocking her back a few feet. Mary Kate desperately fumbles for her cell phone to call Bob Saget, but again is attacked, this time by a Gucci purse filled with parking tickets, and an "unknown" white substance. With Mary Kate stunned, Ashley stops to strike a pose for the paparazzi......giving Ashley the chance to complete her call to Bob Saget. Saget appears magically, hancuffs both girls together, throws them in a van and says "It'll be just like spring break 92 woooot.
superman, the hulk can't get close enuff to the man in blue. you've heat vision, super breath and flying......even with hulk's jumping ability and more rage=more strength, he'll just get wore down in the end
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