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sicrik

Since there is now a new kind of Vampire....the Luminescent, sparkling, gay type.  I thought I would dig up the old  Hypothetical Celebrity Fighting.  And this one is a Battle Royal of Hollywood Vampires in a free for all.


Nosferatu


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Bela Legosi's Dracula


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Christopher Lee's Dracula


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Brahm Strokers Dracula


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Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise...


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Wesly Snipes....Blade


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Edward Sparkleskin....Twighlight


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Special Guest Referee.......Vlad The Impaler


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May the best man win.....guess that leaves poor Edward out :)

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Durty·
Edward rules, cuz he's the hottest. So there :P
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corbin_dallas·
Vlad the Impaler...hands down game over....One Bad MOFO right there....
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sicrik·
Vlad is just the ref....because we all know he would destroy!!!!! All others are pussies.....because THEY AREN'T REAL
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Durty·
Ok, since you want to actually know who would win in a fight, and not who rules the most.....\r \r Edward still wins. He can read minds and would therefore know his opponents moves before they made them, giving him the upper hand. So there. :P
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MikeTheKnife·
Vlad's mustache by 21
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sicrik·
your not too familiar with Vampire lore are you babe?\r they ALL have that power
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Fish66·
In real life, Vlad, he was Bad Ass (and the only real person)\r \r On the screen, Bela Legosi. No one will ever get it better. 40 years from now no one will remember Twilight.
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M13a77·
The OGV Nosfueratu. He is scary ass and will kill with a look. \r \r Stroker, Lee and Legosi are a close second with Pitt, Cruise, Snipes and Edward \"gayness\" Twillight not even placing as they are all back in the corner giving each other tug jobs.
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Durty·
Not all of them my dear. :) As far as I know, only Nosferatu...so that would be a fairer fight, everyone else would be screwed by Edwards awesomeness.
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LOSTRO·
eddie murphy vampire in brooklyn???
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MikeTheKnife·
I bet I know who would win a baseball game in a thunderstorm. And yes, I hate myself for knowing that.
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TKBosss·
I have to go with Bela Lugosi (SPELLED CORRECTLY - BTW), as I did my I did a great deal of study on him and his career, while in film school.
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darth_chibius·
the George Hamilton vampire would win. He'd let these guys fight, while he fucks all their women, even Vlad's
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Gatsu·
Blade or Bram Stokers Dracula.
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Rau·
Blade wins since he has all the cool crap to kill em all.
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TDrag27·
Eric from True Blood! You forgot him. Hot and not sparkly.
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Baine·
I would, and I'm not saying which.
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FadeIntoBlack·
Twilight might possibly be the dumbest shit this world has ever known...yes I know it is an enormous blanket statement...Vampires are supposed to be evil and fuck shit up...not fall for girls whose sole talent is biting their lip in every scene. You don't even need another vampire to destroy Edward...Mr Belvedere could fuck that dude up...