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Shared on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:30

Since there is now a new kind of Vampire....the Luminescent, sparkling, gay type.  I thought I would dig up the old  Hypothetical Celebrity Fighting.  And this one is a Battle Royal of Hollywood Vampires in a free for all.

Nosferatu

Bela Legosi's Dracula

Christopher Lee's Dracula

Brahm Strokers Dracula

Brad Pitt, and Tom Cruise...

Wesly Snipes....Blade

Edward Sparkleskin....Twighlight

 

Special Guest Referee.......Vlad The Impaler

 

May the best man win.....guess that leaves poor Edward out :)

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Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:32
Edward rules, cuz he's the hottest. So there :P
corbin_dallas's picture
Submitted by corbin_dallas on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:33
Vlad the Impaler...hands down game over....One Bad MOFO right there....
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:37
Vlad is just the ref....because we all know he would destroy!!!!! All others are pussies.....because THEY AREN'T REAL
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:37
Ok, since you want to actually know who would win in a fight, and not who rules the most..... Edward still wins. He can read minds and would therefore know his opponents moves before they made them, giving him the upper hand. So there. :P
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:41
Vlad's mustache by 21
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:41
your not too familiar with Vampire lore are you babe? they ALL have that power
Fish66's picture
Submitted by Fish66 on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:43
In real life, Vlad, he was Bad Ass (and the only real person) On the screen, Bela Legosi. No one will ever get it better. 40 years from now no one will remember Twilight.
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:47
The OGV Nosfueratu. He is scary ass and will kill with a look. Stroker, Lee and Legosi are a close second with Pitt, Cruise, Snipes and Edward "gayness" Twillight not even placing as they are all back in the corner giving each other tug jobs.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:49
Not all of them my dear. :) As far as I know, only Nosferatu...so that would be a fairer fight, everyone else would be screwed by Edwards awesomeness.
LOSTRO's picture
Submitted by LOSTRO on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 14:52
eddie murphy vampire in brooklyn???
MikeTheKnife's picture
Submitted by MikeTheKnife on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:02
I bet I know who would win a baseball game in a thunderstorm. And yes, I hate myself for knowing that.
TKBosss's picture
Submitted by TKBosss on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:28
I have to go with Bela Lugosi (SPELLED CORRECTLY - BTW), as I did my I did a great deal of study on him and his career, while in film school.
darth_chibius's picture
Submitted by darth_chibius on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 15:51
the George Hamilton vampire would win. He'd let these guys fight, while he fucks all their women, even Vlad's
Gatsu's picture
Submitted by Gatsu on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:00
Blade or Bram Stokers Dracula.
Rau's picture
Submitted by Rau on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 17:25
Blade wins since he has all the cool crap to kill em all.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:06
Eric from True Blood! You forgot him. Hot and not sparkly.
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 18:23
I would, and I'm not saying which.
FadeIntoBlack's picture
Submitted by FadeIntoBlack on Mon, 11/23/2009 - 21:35
Twilight might possibly be the dumbest shit this world has ever known...yes I know it is an enormous blanket statement...Vampires are supposed to be evil and fuck shit up...not fall for girls whose sole talent is biting their lip in every scene. You don't even need another vampire to destroy Edward...Mr Belvedere could fuck that dude up...

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