PISSED

So there I was driving through Camdenton Missouri, on my way to the last stop on my route.  All ready logging almost 400 miles, with less than 40 to get home.  The cruise control is set on my work truck to 32-33ish, in a 30mph zone......as I entered the town, a cop was behind me for a few blocks, and turned off on a street, no big deal.  I come to the hwy 5 and 54 intersection, the last road before it goes back to highway, and its an inclined road, still on cruise control, I coasted down the hill with the 50mph sign in sight no more than 100 yards away, when I pass another cop going the opposite direction.......the motherfucker turns a 180 better than the fucking Dukes of Hazzard could have done, and was on my ass in a second, lights go on, I pull into the gas station parking lot.

Not more than 10 seconds later, another cop pulls up and parks behind me, then....another.  No one has come up to me, they all have their spotlights beaming into all of my fucking mirrors.  Then finally this young punk rookie( "I have a badge, and that makes me god") comes up to my window, and I swear it was like he just rehearsed the lines right before he walked up to me....."May I have your license and proof of insurance please"  he says, I comply, he disappears into his cop car.  Meanwhile, one of the other cops was walking around my truck.......Its a white Ford box truck, basically the size of an ambulance, with a glass rack in the box.........the cop shines his flash light inside the cab of the truck, continues walking around it, untill he disappears behind where I cant see him. 

At that very moment in time.........I was Camdenton Missouri's most wanted

One cop gets in his car, drives slowly around me, so to make sure I see him looking at me........the other cop that was looking in the vehicle, gets in his car, and leaves, then the rookie finally comes back, and says....and I quote...

Rookie:  Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?

Me:  I have no idea, I'm going to assume for speeding

Rookie:  Yes sir, that is correct, the reason the speed limit is posted at 30mph is because this is a lake community and a tourist town, and it can be very busy in the summer and winter months.

Me:  Ok, then how come the other officer didn't pull me over earlier when he was behind me, if I was driving so fast?

Rookie:  Sir, perhaps you were not speeding at that point, or the officer did not have his radar on, but I clocked you at 46mph in a 30mph zone

Me:  Ok......you clocked me literally less than 100yrds from the 50mph sighn, and the only thing here between that is a gas station, not to mention the road is on an incline, my cruise controll was set on 32mph.........granted I did not break, but at the same time I did not accelerate either.  I think your reaction when you turned around and started all this was way more dangerous than me coasting up a few mph's

Rookie:  Sir, I have written you a ticket for speeding, 46 in a 30, here is the fine amount, you can mail your payment in, have a safe night, and slow down.

Me:  Scorching with inner anger as I look at the ticket, and fine of $140 for the speeding, and $50 court fee, for a court that I dont have to appear in.

This is my 1st speeding ticket in almost 4 years, it really wouldn't be a big deal if it wasn't in my work truck.  I had to leave my boss an email explaining everything, hopefully nothing bad will come out of it.

I hate rookie cops, I get mouthy with them, probaly shouldn't, but I do, I dont get mouthy usually with seasoned cops, because they are generally over the badge = god complex, and have seen and heard it all, and are generally nice,  but this rookie, just had that smirk of I am the shit, going on along with his condensending attitude.   Motherfucker

I'm going to find the zombie cops in Left 4 Dead, and unload a few clips in their heads.

Later Fuckers

The Sick One